No sooner have the crumbs been swept from the Barbie cupcakes than another kitsch kiddy fave is being celebrated with a predicatable celeb-slash-fashion line-up. The latest victim is my pal, poor old Mickey whose ears have been defaced by the usual media whores designers of the Giles, Luella, Henry Holland variety. Said customised ears are being auctioned for charity on May 4th if anyone’s interested. My advice? Customise your own and put some coins in a bucket.

 Pic: Refinery 29